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former congressman jesse jackson jr. is in court today facing charges that he siphoned off campaign funds for personal use. his wife has a separate hearing later this afternoon facing charges she filed false tax returns for the past six years. both are expected to plead guilty but sentencing won't take place for another few weeks. he faces up to five years in prison. her maximum is three. jackson and his wife reportedly took $750,000 of campaign money and bought everything from a rolex watch to children's furniture. we're back after the break. i can't stand these spots. those spots are actually leftover food and detergent residue that can redeposit on your dishware during the rinse cycle. gross. jet-dry rinse agent helps wash them away so the only thing left behind is the shine. jet-dry rinses away residues for a sparkling shine. >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's "the stephanie miller show." ♪ i'm walkin' on sunshine ♪ ♪ i'm walk on sunshine ♪ ♪ and it's time to feel good ♪ ♪ hey, all right now ♪ â
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. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. ♪ >> oh, this is the lowest i have ever sunk, and i once made out with -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome it to. thirty-four minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. wow. that started the [ censor bleep ] storm early this morning. ♪ rude pundit ♪ >> stephanie: rude, you are not only the rude pundit you are the psychic pundit now, because you wrote this great piece about sorry, conservatives you a bigot if you oppose gay marriage. and you wrote this piece about matt salmon. >> no, please inform me. >> stephanie: gay son claimed cnn canceled him when he refused to bash his dad for not supporting gay marriage. he said he still has a good relationship with his father. he wishes he would change his position on gay marriage, but he said he is not a bigot. and you wrote a great piece about how i think
. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. ♪ >> oh, this is the lowest i have ever sunk, and i once made out with -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome it to. thirty-four minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. wow. that started the [ censor bleep ] storm early...
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. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. (vo) she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. >>ok, so there's wiggle room in the ten commandments, that's what you're saying. (vo) she's joy behar. >>current will let me say anything. ♪ to the left, to the left ♪ ♪ you must not know about stephanie miller ♪ ♪ you must not know about stephanie miller ♪ ♪ to the left to the left ♪ >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 52 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. elaine in new mexico thinks i'm not far enough to the left. hello, elaine. welcome. >> caller: i think you're what? >> stephanie: i'm not far enough to the left, right? on this issue? >> caller: well, i think you were during the bush administration which i appreciated. and i now know it's because you trust obama. there's three things. >> stephanie: elaine, i don't know if you heard rude pundit interview. i
. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. (vo) she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. >>ok, so there's wiggle room in the ten commandments, that's what you're saying. (vo) she's joy behar. >>current will let me say anything. ♪ to the left, to the left ♪ ♪ you must not know about stephanie miller ♪ ♪ you must not know about stephanie miller ♪ ♪ to the...
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. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. ♪ >> how come you ain't got boobs? you like a runner or something? >> stephanie: all right. our music machine broke once again. >> stephanie: yes. >> stephanie: thirty-four minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. isn't that cute that i called it our music machine. someone forgot to wind it that's probably what happened. 1-800-steph-1-2, the phone number -- ♪ >> stephanie: that was 35, 40 seconds after i hit the button. >> stephanie: yeah. okay then. this is good. this is the best show i have ever done from my mom's basement. buddy you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: hi momma this irs stuff has me on my last nerve. this is 100% bs. what is the total number of tea party groups that did not get the tax-exempt status? >> stephanie: yeah. none. >> caller: zero. how much more can a koch brothers group take? my god? zero of them got denied. >> stephanie: ye
. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. ♪ >> how come you ain't got boobs? you like a runner or something? >> stephanie: all right. our music machine broke once again. >> stephanie: yes. >> stephanie: thirty-four minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. isn't that cute that i called it our music machine. someone forgot to wind...
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. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. very very excited about that and very proud of that. beltway politics from inside the loop. we tackle the big issues from inside our nation's capital, around the country and around the globe. >> bill press opens current's morning news block. >> we'll do our best to carry the flag from six to nine every morning. >> think conservatives have a stranglehold on the morning news? bill press invites you to think again as he tackles the hot issues on capital hill and beyond. >> just bringing you exactly what's happening in politics today by people who have a lot of experience, who know what's going on and who know what they're talking about. i'll tell you what energizes me to get up every morning is to get the first crack at the news, the first crack at the newsmakers. i know this stuff, i know what i'm talking about and i love it and i try to bring that to the show. only on current tv. [♪ theme music ♪] >> stepha
. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. very very excited about that and very proud of that. beltway politics from inside the loop. we tackle the big issues from inside our nation's capital, around the country and around the globe. >> bill press opens current's morning news block. >> we'll do our best to carry the flag from six to nine every morning. >> think conservatives...
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. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. [clucking]. everyone wants to be the cadbury bunny. cause only he brings delicious cadbury crÈme eggs, while others may keep trying. nobunny knows easter better than cadbury! >> she gets the comedians laughing... >> that's hilarious! >> ...and the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there's wiggle-room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> she's joy behar. >> and current will let me say anything. >> only on current tv. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ stephanie: jeff is massachusetts sent us a bucket of slop, otherwise known as the republican congress. sitting in a bucket. >> oh, no! stephanie: ok. we're particularly susceptible to animalle votes on friday, we're tired. this for you awesome julie tell john democrats lack votes to pass filibuster reform. democrats do not have enough votes to institute the talking filibuster reformal. reid does not have the votes to make the rules change. blah
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. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more gripping, current. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> don't you realize politicians always make extravagant promises? >> stephanie: uh-huh. it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome it to. charlie pierce coming up next hour, representative peter welch of the great state of vermont the great and teeny state. >> he is the only representative of the state of vermont. >> stephanie: ah. >> there's only one, yeah! >> stephanie: jim is in a weird mood today. he is too happy. there is something wrong. he was singing it like that child. he was starting to sing and hum the theme song. >> ladies and gentlemen -- ♪ i'm walking on sunshine waaa ♪ >> stephanie: all right. jose in nebraska you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: hi, stephanie how are you doing? >> stephanie: good. >> caller: i enjoy your show and your crew, just watching you on tv and listening to you guys. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: i have a citizen of this country for the la
. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more gripping, current. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> don't you realize politicians always make extravagant promises? >> stephanie: uh-huh. it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome it to. charlie pierce coming up next hour, representative peter welch of the great state of vermont the great and teeny state. >> he is the only representative of the state of vermont....
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. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. >> occupy! >> we will have class warfare. (vo) true stories, current perspective. documentaries. on current tv. >> stephanie miller. >> she's super hot and she's so successful. >> but she has a pug that she pushes around in a stroller. >> your point is? >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 34 minutes after the hour. eric boehlert coming up at the top of the hour. >> rescheduled from monday. >> stephanie: darlene in north carolina you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi darlene. >> caller: hi, how are you? i love you guys. >> stephanie: thank you. go ahead. >> caller: i just wanted to say i've been listening to the conversation on the senators from oklahoma and i think that we should call their bluff. of course, we know we're going to help them because we're americans and we do that. but since they're grandstanding i think we should all say okay, let's -- what do you want to offset
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. >> caller: well, see, she bought a mansion, $1.6 million in jackson hole. daddy's got a big multi-million dollar mansion on the snake river. and she thought she would pull a fast one, i guess with all of her money and her law degree so she's under investigation which tickles the heck out of me. >> stephanie: it is high-layerious. she has been a ten-year resident and it was only 72 days. >> close enough. >> state law requires you to live there a year before you can become elgible for the license. >> caller: that's right. it is four to one republicans and enzi wasn't running, they would elect the old witch. >> stephanie: now, now because they take this serious out there, they should have a sign liz cheney, poacher, don't you think? >> well, i'm sure the old man gets plenty of fish that he shouldn't get. >> i'm sure. >> that's beside the point. i tell ya, it is quite the family. i just don't understand. >> stephanie: that's the least of his war crimes, unfortunately, i guess. >> caller: i just thought i would let you know that dizzy liz is out here and she's t
. >> caller: well, see, she bought a mansion, $1.6 million in jackson hole. daddy's got a big multi-million dollar mansion on the snake river. and she thought she would pull a fast one, i guess with all of her money and her law degree so she's under investigation which tickles the heck out of me. >> stephanie: it is high-layerious. she has been a ten-year resident and it was only 72 days. >> close enough. >> state law requires you to live there a year before you can...
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the one on the bottom is action jackson -- >> the catcher if you will. >> stephanie: yes. and the adorable puppy on top is stephanie. >> the pitcher. >> stephanie: she is a gold gold -- golden terry doodle. all of the girls like to be told they are shmall. >> huh? >> stephanie: she likes to sit on people's lapse and lick their faces. >> and their shmalls. >> stephanie: we would like to be they be the official canine tea baggers of the "stephanie miller show." >> well, that's disturbing. >> stephanie: yeah. it was a disturbing picture. >> well -- >> stephanie: and this one -- [♪ romantic music ♪] >> stephanie: randy wanted me to know. hello, you are the most interesting person i have ever seen. thank you randy. thank you. [ applause ] >> that's loaded. that's very loaded. >> stephanie: and i'm going to ask the most interesting man in the world, david shuster what he thinks about that in the next hour. i like letters that start hello. >> stephanie: it was ant letter. it was a subject line. >> stephanie: so he got his point across. >> he could have tweeted that just as ea
the one on the bottom is action jackson -- >> the catcher if you will. >> stephanie: yes. and the adorable puppy on top is stephanie. >> the pitcher. >> stephanie: she is a gold gold -- golden terry doodle. all of the girls like to be told they are shmall. >> huh? >> stephanie: she likes to sit on people's lapse and lick their faces. >> and their shmalls. >> stephanie: we would like to be they be the official canine tea baggers of the...
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. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. you know who is coming on to me now? you know the kind of guys that do reverse mortgage commercials? those types are coming on to me all the time now. (vo) she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. >>ok, so there's wiggle room in the ten commandments, that's what you're saying. you would rather deal with ahmadinejad than me. >>absolutely. >> and so would mitt romney. (vo) she's joy behar. >>and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking? >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> looks like somebody had a rough night out. >> boy, you can say that again. better get the coroner down here. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: it is the -- >> i've been to those parties. >> stephanie: it is the "the stephanie miller show." 34 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. >> lee papa, the rude pundit. ♪ pundit ♪ ooh, papa, papa, who
. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. you know who is coming on to me now? you know the kind of guys that do reverse mortgage commercials? those types are coming on to me all the time now. (vo) she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. >>ok, so there's wiggle room in the ten commandments, that's what you're saying. you would rather deal with ahmadinejad than me....
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. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. [ piano plays ] troy polamalu's going deeper. ♪ ♪ and so is head & shoulders deep clean. [ male announcer ] with 7 benefits it goes deep to remove grease, gunk and flakes. deep. like me. [ male announcer ] head & shoulders deep clean for men. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> desperately depressed, i turned to the one thing that could lessen my pain -- >> announcer: >> stephanie: yep. yep. yep. it is the "stephanie miller show." thirty-four minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. john fugelsang with us. an woman trying to make an evening snack ended up in the hospital after a round of ammunition exploded inside the oven. her friend placed a magazine in the oven. so she was shot by her oven. okay. so that happened. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: we have been talking about -- oh boy -- great piece in "mother jones" called ten pro gun myths shot down. the author of that piece dave gilson jo
. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. [ piano plays ] troy polamalu's going deeper. ♪ ♪ and so is head & shoulders deep clean. [ male announcer ] with 7 benefits it goes deep to remove grease, gunk and flakes. deep. like me. [ male announcer ] head & shoulders deep clean for men. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> desperately depressed, i turned to the one thing that could lessen my pain --...
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. >> everyone in michael jackson's (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. at age twenty-five she married a football star. at 32 she may have divorced her murderer. of all the hours in all her days, these are the ones you'll never forget. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ do it do it ♪ ♪ ♪ do it do it keep me satisfied ♪ >> stephanie: um um um. it is the "stephanie miller show." fifty-one minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2. we have the smartest kids in class. >> yes, regarding edie windsor's tax, they always have a [ inaudible ]. [ applause ] >> stephanie: love it. love it. jim got an email. >> yes, this woman put a sign on the bathroom door. please clean this bathroom tonight, clean it like the queen is visiting. it turns out the queen actually decided to make a visit. >> stephanie: don't you hate it when that happens. >> those in the colonnys who shall remain nameless has come [ inaudible ] the wc as if the clean of england were visiting. well the joke is on you, helen. we shall will visiting post haste, in fact we are standing
. >> everyone in michael jackson's (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. at age twenty-five she married a football star. at 32 she may have divorced her murderer. of all the hours in all her days, these are the ones you'll never forget. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ do it do it ♪ ♪ ♪ do it do it keep me satisfied ♪ >> stephanie: um um um. it is the "stephanie miller show." fifty-one minutes after the hour....
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. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. >> "viewpoint" digs deep into the issues of the day. >> has the time finally come for real immigration reform? >> with a distinctly satirical point of view. if you believe in state's rights but still believe in the drug war you must be high. >> only on current tv. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> stephanie: i don't know, someone should check and see if matt damon is able to play marcus bachmann behind the candelabra. okay. 50 minutes after the hour. >> i wonder if marcus has chinchilla undershorts. it wouldn't surprise me a bit. >> stephanie: another one lives. >> maybe reynolds can play marcus' mother. >> stephanie: behind the congressional candidate. get to work. let's go! i'm just an idea person. i'm not an executor. >> probably going to be on snl. >> it ended for the season. >> stephanie: oh really? someone is going to do that joke, i'm telling you right now. okay. mary in minnesota. mourning the dea
. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. >> "viewpoint" digs deep into the issues of the day. >> has the time finally come for real immigration reform? >> with a distinctly satirical point of view. if you believe in state's rights but still believe in the drug war you must be high. >> only on current tv. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. >>...
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. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. break the ice with breath-freshening cooling crystals. ice breakers. stop looking at car interiors. get inspired by other stuff. yep. yep. ok. sure. why not? woah. touchscreens. put that in your dash. now, luxury stuff. make your seats like that. that thing has wifi, why doesn't your car? you can't do that. ignore that guy. give it wifi. yes! make it fit 5 people. no, 5 actual sized people. give them leg room, good. destroy boring car interiors forever. and that's how you do it. easy. ♪ ♪ a closer shave in a single stroke for less irritation, even on sensitive skin. ♪ ♪ gillette mach3 sensitive. gillette. the best a man can get. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> the only way to make things happen in the real world is by taking akctions. >> i have taken action it drives your [ inaudible ] but the sex is amazing. >> what? >> stephanie: what is this? >> craigslist men for men ads. people want some se
. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. break the ice with breath-freshening cooling crystals. ice breakers. stop looking at car interiors. get inspired by other stuff. yep. yep. ok. sure. why not? woah. touchscreens. put that in your dash. now, luxury stuff. make your seats like that. that thing has wifi, why doesn't your car? you can't do that. ignore that guy. give it wifi. yes! make it fit...
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. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's "the stephanie miller show." ♪ i'm walkin' on sunshine ♪ ♪ ate time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: whatever manicure mr. blackwell. he said i would go with a more subdued color next time. [ whatever! ] >> what time would eric cantor picked. >> it is like you dipped your fingernails in pepto-bismol. >> your fingers are going to be constipated now. >> stephanie: shut up. guys hash tag obama quester seriously. that is supposed to be a thing? it sounds like a group of junior high focus groups threw their ideas in a hay bailer. republicans. same thing. [ applause ] you know i'm not just a woman. i'm a podcast and an app. tracy in new jersey. i'm a podcaster subscriber. i have no fear of commitment. i buy a year in advance. $4.95 a month if you buy a year in advance. if you have a fear of commitment, it is only $7.95 a month. kristin gets to see me live. i'm a live show
. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's "the stephanie miller show." ♪ i'm walkin' on sunshine ♪ ♪ ate time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: whatever manicure mr. blackwell. he said i would go with a more subdued color next time. [ whatever! ] >> what time would eric cantor picked. >> it is like you dipped your...